Ode to Charlie Bigham: A Culinary Love Song

This is my Ode to Charlie Bigham filmed for YouTube

Jenny Ridgwell 2026

Ode to Charlie Bigham from someone buying meals for one

Oh Charlie Bigham marry me 
And we’ll go and live in your factory
And make delicious things for tea
Oh Charlie Bigham please marry me. 

Oh Charlie Bigham marry me
I’ll help you develop your pies
They’ll be just as nutritious and very delicious
And I’ll lower the cost of supplies.

Oh Charlie Bigham marry me 
I’ll help you make smaller dishes
For fatties like me who need less calories
But be sure that I’ll follow your wishes.

Oh Charlie Bigham marry me
We could smother each other in cream
Or I’ll help out in packing, or even some stacking
And then I’ll be part of your team.

Oh Charlie Bigham marry me
I’ll help you when choosing fresh thyme
We’ll go on the razzle in fields full of basil
And pop open bottles of wine.

Oh Charlie Bigham marry me
So I’ll no longer be cooking for one
We’ll experiment with pasta and feast on moussaka
And our kitchen will fill up with fun.

Oh Charlie I know you can’t marry me
As you’ve got a nice wife at your home
But I’ll still buy your dishes which are really delicious
And then heat them and eat them alone. 😩

Jenny Ridgwell 2026